It's official: muffin top is a word, whether you or like it or not

Muffin tops rank right up there with cellulite as a battleground on women's bodies.

Now it's also an official word in the Oxford English Dictionary. Defined thus, as "a protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers."

Unfortunately.

Which reminds me, I need to go work out.